This is what happens when man is texting a woman , They should all be banned, like forever, and I don’t even have to say anything to prove this, just check these pictures, and you guys would know what I am talking about.
They’re terrible at even the most basic “get to know you” situation.
They don’t know how to properly appreciate a breakfast burrito.
They’re — at best — middling conversationalists.
They make for lousy knights.
This is their uniform.
They have the weirdest Southern mannerisms.
They don’t know how to relax.
They back off too fast.
They’re not exactly masters of the segue.
Their puppy-dog eyes are too hard to resist.
They’re too quick to accept apologies.
They’re abysmal at 20 questions.
They’re god-awful study partners.
They don’t know how to handle a shapely pair of calves.
They don’t need luck.
They can’t pick up the nuance of a simple, timely “Bro.”
They’re always masquerading as chairs.
They’re almost too good a judge of people’s hair.
They’re too nice.
WAY too nice.
They can’t even make their own sandwiches.
They’re not much better in groups.
They’re not great at restating their argument.
They’re constantly going through your unmentionables.
Because even the cream of the crop is rotten.
And despite the fact that their name is “facializeyou,” they are still an 80% match.
They make weird dinner plans.
They sometimes confuse dating with the Hunger Games.
They have trouble expressing their private feelings.
They have terrible hobbies.
They’re always asking for favors.
There’s something wrong with their necks.