Corporations are smart, they know who to target at. The female costumers. They would even pay for a smile trainer, WTF is that?
This is totally insane. And girls, don’t you worried that these beauty products may end up making you look weird?
1. Deo Perfume Candy:
So mint is not enough
2. Bull Semen Hair Conditioning Treatment:
This protein-rich hair treatment in the UK is a step beyond NOPE. Gross.
3. Mouth Exercise Face Slimmer Mouthpiece:
Does lips get muscly too?
4. Breast Enlargement Cookies:
They’re cookies that are supposed to increase your cup size. Worst case? They’re cookies. And you get fat because of it.
5. Baby Foreskin Face Cream:
I would NEVER put baby foreskin on my face!
6. Collagen Marshmallows:
These are supposed to be an edible alternative to collagen injections, but I don’t think that’s how any of it works.
7. Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt:
This was designed to trap in heat on your face and “erase” smile lines. All it does is trap in sweat. Gross.
8. Hana Tsun Nose Straightener:
Hate your crooked nose? Try to straighten it out by wearing this contraption. I hope you don’t need to breathe.
9. Beauty Smile Trainer:
Do you literally want to turn your frown upside down? Wear this smile training device.
10. Henna ‘n’ Placenta:
This hair mask, made using placenta, is supposed to restore your hair. Did we mention it uses placenta?
11. Hourei Lift Bra:
Everything needs a bra now.
Is this supposed to protect you from UV or scares the bad guy away?
13. Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard Set:
If this is not creepy, then what is?
14. Fun Betty:
In case you ever wondered if you could dye your “special” hair… yes. Yes you can.
15. Eyelid Trainer:
This product will force your eyes to have Western “double eyelids” with a crease. Ouch.
16. The Little Face Corset:
It’s a corset, but for your face. That sounds lovely.