Hilarious Chinese To English Translation Fails
When you are visiting a foreigner land, you expect to find signs that help you out, but these clumsy translations we are about to show you are definitely going to cause some confusions! You know how we use “Chinglish” to indicate bad Chinese to English translations, and they are not only misleading, but sometimes also so funny that end up causing outbursts of unstoppable laughter!
Enjoy them! And next time you go to china, you wouldn’t be too surprised!
Poor Duck…
The real meaning: Fried duck
In case of emergency…
The real meaning: Fire extinguisher
You can also be graceful you know…
The real meaning: Be careful not to slip and fall
What did you husband do?
The real meaning: Sixi roasted tofu
Fuck Vegetables
The real meaning: Dried vegetables
So scary!
The real meaning: abalone of high quality
Hey, potato might be hurt
The real meaning: Potato the crab
Wang Had to Burn
The real meaning: pork intestine and blood soup
Fresh Crap In a Fish Tank…
The real meaning: Carp from mainland China
Stupid Beans
The real meaning: meat and beans
Beware of Missing Foot
The real meaning: This area is dangerous, be careful
Because the soup is too hot?
The real meaning: Pastry mushroom soup
I don’t know which one is more terrifying
The real meaning: Meat and wheaten food
Stop saying that…
The real meaning: Please kindly save water. Please kindly pee in the toilet bowl. Please kindly flush. Please kindly protect public property.
That’s too strong a word…
The real meaning: Poisonous & Detrimental Rubbish
Grab Me Now!
The real meaning: Coca
Whatever
The real meaning: Juice Jumbo
Dumping what?
The real meaning: Dumpling
One of Those Time Sex Things…
The real meaning: Disposable items
No Shitting
The real meaning: do not defecate here
Beware of What?
The real meaning: Be careful
OK…I will try my best not to be edible
The real meaning: Please do not eat takeout food here
Whisky&Cock
The real meaning: Whisky & Coca
Crap Stick??
The real meaning: Crab stick
Seriously, dude?
The real meaning: special for disabled
They can exam that?
The real meaning: virginal examination
No Discunt
The real meaning: No discount
God, this is embarrassing…
The real meaning: Please don’t touch, we will help you try it on
I think this is reverse Psychology
The real meaning: Do not drink and drive
Wow, new flavor
The real meaning: Korean, seasoned seaweed
Unlike?
The real meaning: I like your smile, but do not like you step on me
Cheap, Fast & Easy
The real meaning: …ugh, I have no idea what they meant to say
Ah, so sweet!
This is actually so sweet. Shh!
Have many human lives…many…
The real meaning: Currently have many people live in here
Me Engish are very well! Believe I!
The real meaning: I don’t need to explain this…
So… this is where racist people go?
The real meaning: Ethnic minority park
Ah… execution? in here?
The real meaning: Construction in progress
The yellow line you mean?
The real meaning: Please wait outside the “1 meter” line. (rice-flour also mean “meter” in Chinese, “noodle” also mean ” line” in Chinese)
