Hilarious Chinese To English Translation Fails

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When you are visiting a foreigner land, you expect to find signs that help you out, but these clumsy translations we are about to show you are definitely going to cause some confusions! You know how we use “Chinglish” to indicate bad Chinese to English translations, and they are not only misleading, but sometimes also so funny that end up causing outbursts of unstoppable laughter!

Enjoy them! And next time you go to china, you wouldn’t be too surprised!

Poor Duck…

Funny Chinglish signs
offbeatchina.com

The real meaning: Fried duck

In case of emergency…

Funny Chinglish signs
imgur.com

The real meaning: Fire extinguisher

You can also be graceful you know…

Funny Chinglish signs
tinypic.com

The real meaning: Be careful not to slip and fall

What did you husband do?

Funny Chinglish signs
MFinChina

The real meaning: Sixi roasted tofu

Fuck Vegetables

Funny Chinglish signs

The real meaning:  Dried vegetables

So scary!

Funny Chinglish signs
MFinChina

The real meaning: abalone of high quality

Hey, potato might be hurt

Funny Chinglish signs
Andy Stoll

The real meaning: Potato the crab

Wang Had to Burn

Funny Chinglish signs
mursu909

The real meaning: pork intestine and blood soup

Fresh Crap In a Fish Tank…

Funny Chinglish signs
offbeatchina.com

The real meaning: Carp from mainland China

Stupid Beans

Funny Chinglish signs
MFinChina

The real meaning: meat and beans

Beware of Missing Foot

Funny Chinglish signs
Chris Radley

The real meaning: This area is dangerous, be careful

Because the soup is too hot?

Funny Chinglish signs
David Feng

The real meaning:  Pastry mushroom soup

I don’t know which one is more terrifying 

Funny Chinglish signs
joshbateman

The real meaning: Meat and wheaten food

Stop saying that…

Funny Chinglish signs
imgur.com

The real meaning: Please kindly save water. Please kindly pee in the toilet bowl. Please kindly flush. Please kindly protect public property.

That’s too strong a word…

Funny Chinglish signs
engrish.com

The real meaning: Poisonous & Detrimental Rubbish

Grab Me Now!

Funny Chinglish signs
unknown

The real meaning: Coca

Whatever

Funny Chinglish signs
AtticDweller

The real meaning: Juice Jumbo

Dumping what?

Funny Chinglish signs
sousveillance

The real meaning: Dumpling

One of Those Time Sex Things…

Funny Chinglish signs
keso

The real meaning: Disposable items

No Shitting

Funny Chinglish signs
TrevinC

The real meaning: do not defecate here

Beware of What?

Funny Chinglish signs
Chris Radley

The real meaning: Be careful

OK…I will try my best not to be edible

Funny Chinglish signs
dingadingdang

The real meaning: Please do not eat takeout food here

Whisky&Cock

Funny Chinglish signs
stefan

The real meaning: Whisky & Coca

Crap Stick??

Funny Chinglish signs
mtrank

The real meaning: Crab stick

Seriously, dude?

Funny Chinglish signs
megoizzy

The real meaning: special for disabled

They can exam that?

Funny Chinglish signs
imgur.com

The real meaning: virginal examination

No Discunt

Funny Chinglish signs
AtticDweller

The real meaning: No discount

God, this is embarrassing… 

Funny Chinglish signs
offbeatchina.com

The real meaning: Please don’t touch, we will help you try it on

I think this is reverse Psychology

Funny Chinglish signs
chinawhisper.com

The real meaning: Do not drink and drive

Wow,  new flavor 

Funny Chinglish signs
imgur.com

The real meaning: Korean, seasoned seaweed

Unlike?

Funny Chinglish signs
buzzfeed.com

The real meaning: I like your smile, but do not like you step on me

Cheap, Fast & Easy

Funny Chinglish signs
mstaken.com

The real meaning: …ugh, I have no idea what they meant to say

Ah, so sweet!

Funny Chinglish signs
imgur.com

This is actually so sweet. Shh!

Have many human lives…many…

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justsomething

The real meaning: Currently have many people live in here

Me Engish are very well! Believe I! 

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justsomething

The real meaning: I don’t need to explain this…

So… this is where racist people go?

Funny Chinglish signs
offbeatchina.com

The real meaning: Ethnic minority park

Ah… execution? in here?

Funny Chinglish signs
chinawhisper.com

The real meaning: Construction in progress

The yellow line you mean?

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justsomething

The real meaning: Please wait outside the “1 meter” line. (rice-flour also mean “meter” in Chinese, “noodle” also mean ” line” in Chinese)

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