Have you guys reach the stage where you can fart whatever you want in front of your love one?
1. In the beginning: Sex is hot, buttgrabby, and deliciously spontaneous.
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After two years: You just lying there waiting for things to be over so that you can still have time to watch Game of Thrones.
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2. In the beginning: Date nights are all moonlight walks and talking about hopes and dreams with butterflies in your stomach.
After two years: Date night is about coupons and how to avoid getting diarrhea.
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3. In the beginning: You listen to every details that each other share and really cared.
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After two years: Listening without actually listening is how you show support and watch primetime TV.
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4. In the beginning: Disagreeing about stuff is something you accept graciously.
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But after two years you realise that was NAIVE. SO NAIVE.
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5. In the beginning: You seduce each other with lovely compliments.
After two years: A boner is basically a lovely compliment.
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6. In the beginning: You love each other’s weird stories and thought they were really cute.
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After two years: You just nip that shit in the bud.
7. In the beginning: You try to suppress your inner crazy and afraid that it might scare your love one off.
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After two years: Every crazy little detail about you will come out, and in full force.
8. In the beginning: Kissing is basically your mouths having sexy sexual sex.
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After two years: It’s playful and cute as fuck.
9. In the beginning: You pretend not to have bodily functions, and just the feeling of want to fart is horrifying.
After two years: You will be relaxed enough to fart all goddamn day long.
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10. In the beginning: Your grooming game is on point.
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After two years: Pants are basically optional.
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11. In the beginning: You gush over how beautiful bae is.
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After two years: You still gush, but about how much you love them even though they are annoying as fuck.
12. In the beginning: Buying thoughtful and cute gifts is a massive win.
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After two years: Getting the present you actually needed is a massive win.
13. In the beginning: You share everything willingly.
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After two years: NO ONE TOUCHES MY FOOD.
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14. In the beginning: Being comfortable around each other means not having to say anything.
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After two years: Being comfortable around each other means the ability to say everything. You just know that they won’t just you in a million years.
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