Have You Ever Been To The Creation Museum In Kentucky? You Can Even Walk With Dinosaurs There!

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The only thing I’ll be doing while I am in Kentucky would be messing with the bathrooms. But after seeing this? I am definitely going to visit the museum! And I am sure many of you guys are just like me, I didn’t know the Creation Museum was existed before I saw this gallery. And it was AWESOME! Scroll down and prepare to be amazed!  ( via: Imgur )

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Getting warmer…

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I’m here!

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The building was set back quite a distance from the parking lot and featured a row of lovely anti-terrorist concrete planters. Has anyone ever heard of radical -atheists- using a car bomb? I haven’t.

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Despite the dire warnings, I smuggled in two weapons the religious fear the most: logic and reason.

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There were a lot of signs in the ‘we said, He said’ vein.

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See what I mean?

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The sole acknowledgement of an opposing viewpoint, kept safely under glass.

The windows were LCD screens with short video clips. This one had a bratty teen girl crying about something to someone on the phone… probably because she got pregnant thanks to ‘abstinence only’ sex education. I didn’t quite catch it.

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That large cylinder is a wrecking ball smashing into the church.

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A dinosaur in the Garden of Eden, eating what looks like a mutant pineapple.

Look out, Adam and Eve! There’s a raptor behind you!

“Head & Shoulders? But, Eve, you don’t have dandruff!” “Exactly, Adam!”

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“You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”

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Yes, thanks to religious fanaticism.

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Okay, so Adam and Eve had three sons. They never explain the origin of the women with whom those guys reproduced.

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All these guys ‘begat’ sons… where did the women come from that were party to the ‘begetting’????

DAE think this looks like a still from Robot Chicken? I like how the people are waving, as if the Ark had a means of propulsion so Noah could just swing by and pick them up.

Plate tectonics? What’s that? God did it!

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I honestly didn’t expect to see the word “evolve” anywhere in the building, but there it was.

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I was humming the Jurassic Park theme while walking through this part.

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And this rock I’m holding keeps tigers away. I know it’s working because I don’t see any tigers around here!

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How, exactly, did humans at that technology level manage to corral carnivorous dinosaurs?

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Oh, I see, they were all small. I like how when they don’t have a “factual” answer straight from the Bible, they just pull something out of their ass!

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Funny, I would have thought a degree in paleontology would be the key.

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That kid won’t be smiling if they turn around!

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