Cute Bunnies Are Actually Basic Bitches! Watch Out!

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I don’t know about you guys, they may look cute, but from the moment I see them, I know these are some basic bitches.

1.They always brag about their flip cup skills to anyone who’ll listen.


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Also, EVERYONE gets better at the game the more they drink.  EVERYONE.

2.They’re always very busy.

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…whether it’s brunch or booking a wax.

3.They always make a big deal out of birthdays.

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We get it. It’s your birthday. It doesn’t make you special.  Everyone has one every single year.

4.They’re a “Daddy’s” girl.

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I mean really. This picture says it all.

5.How come they always wear sunglasses inside?

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It ain’t sunny inside, Bunny.

6.PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS THE ORIGINAL RESTING BITCH FACE.

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See how the bunny has perfected it?  It’s taken thousands and thousands of years to achieve.

7.Sometimes, they’ll cry in public.

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And then we feel bad for making fun of them, but then…

8.THEY GO AHEAD AND PUT ON A DAMN TIARA.

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If Kate Middleton doesn’t wear one, no one should.

9.They both make out with their friends for male attention.

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Bunnies and Basics LOVE attention and will do anything to receive it, like make-out with each other (on a dance floor or, mayhaps, in a meadow).  I mean look at these two bunnies, their eyes aren’t even closed and are totally hamming it up for the camera.

10.They both LOVE Coachella.


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Bunnies like meadows, woods, forests, grasslands, deserts and wetlands. Basic Bitches love the same thing, as long as there’s a festival going on and a hotel nearby. Oh, and they all love flower crowns.

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11.If there’s a Sex and the City marathon on E!, there’s no chance they’re getting out of bed.

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12.They never go anywhere alone.

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Be it the bathroom or a field.

13.They make a huge deal over their morning latte.

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Everyone likes to have caffeine in the morning. This isn’t an original idea.

14.They both stick their tongue out in pictures.

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…like Miley!

15.They wear glasses as fashion statements and not because they need them to actually see.

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This is offensive/annoying to visually impaired people everywhere.

16.They both enjoy a Vegan lifestyle.

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For one it’s a way a life, and the other it’s just a phase.

17.They try to come across as so innocent.

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But they are not!

18.They can’t bring themselves to finish a meal.

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“I’m so full from this bunny food.”

19.They love talking about cats.

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20…..and yoga…

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21.And they both go a little over board on the eye make up.

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…but it’s nothing their Clarisonic can’t handle.

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