Cute Bunnies Are Actually Basic Bitches! Watch Out!
I don’t know about you guys, they may look cute, but from the moment I see them, I know these are some basic bitches.
1.They always brag about their flip cup skills to anyone who’ll listen.
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Also, EVERYONE gets better at the game the more they drink. EVERYONE.
2.They’re always very busy.
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…whether it’s brunch or booking a wax.
3.They always make a big deal out of birthdays.
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We get it. It’s your birthday. It doesn’t make you special. Everyone has one every single year.
4.They’re a “Daddy’s” girl.
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I mean really. This picture says it all.
5.How come they always wear sunglasses inside?
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It ain’t sunny inside, Bunny.
6.PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS THE ORIGINAL RESTING BITCH FACE.
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See how the bunny has perfected it? It’s taken thousands and thousands of years to achieve.
7.Sometimes, they’ll cry in public.
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And then we feel bad for making fun of them, but then…
8.THEY GO AHEAD AND PUT ON A DAMN TIARA.
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If Kate Middleton doesn’t wear one, no one should.
9.They both make out with their friends for male attention.
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Bunnies and Basics LOVE attention and will do anything to receive it, like make-out with each other (on a dance floor or, mayhaps, in a meadow). I mean look at these two bunnies, their eyes aren’t even closed and are totally hamming it up for the camera.
10.They both LOVE Coachella.
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Bunnies like meadows, woods, forests, grasslands, deserts and wetlands. Basic Bitches love the same thing, as long as there’s a festival going on and a hotel nearby. Oh, and they all love flower crowns.
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11.If there’s a Sex and the City marathon on E!, there’s no chance they’re getting out of bed.
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12.They never go anywhere alone.
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Be it the bathroom or a field.
13.They make a huge deal over their morning latte.
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Everyone likes to have caffeine in the morning. This isn’t an original idea.
14.They both stick their tongue out in pictures.
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…like Miley!
15.They wear glasses as fashion statements and not because they need them to actually see.
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This is offensive/annoying to visually impaired people everywhere.
16.They both enjoy a Vegan lifestyle.
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For one it’s a way a life, and the other it’s just a phase.
17.They try to come across as so innocent.
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But they are not!
18.They can’t bring themselves to finish a meal.
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“I’m so full from this bunny food.”
19.They love talking about cats.
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20…..and yoga…
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21.And they both go a little over board on the eye make up.
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…but it’s nothing their Clarisonic can’t handle.
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