The 53 Most Embarrassing Names Ever—Parents May Pick Names Randomly

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What these hilarious names! Perhaps the concept of these names is free-style. (via: distractify )

#1 His business card IS his pick-up line:

#2 Good thing they got his rank in there, too.

#3 Clearly, they used your pornstar alias instead of your real name.

#4 The early twentieth century was a time when people could appreciate Harry Baals.

#5 But what’s he suspected of?

#6 Double the junk in the trunk

#7 No we don’t.

#8 Bad translation

#9 Good advice

#10 Destined for greatness

#11 Sometimes, honesty is the best policy.

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#12 Now THAT’S how you pick a husband.

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#13 I see big things in their future.

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#14 A match made in heaven.

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#15 Yeah, bad weather

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#16 .

#17 He can’t help it, he was born that way.

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#18 Any man will do.

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#19 That’s one way to a self-made fortune, I suppose

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#20 These search companies are getting way too far into my business.

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#21 That’s “phat” with a “ph”, you uncultured swine.

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#22 These two are crackin’ me up.

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#23 Did no one think to do a background check before hiring the new teacher?

#24 Oh, sweet Willie?

#25 Yeah, you should probably just go by “Captain”.

#26 He gets a lot more shit than his brother Apusseh.

#27 In order to claim your prize, you have to say this name without cracking even the faintest of smiles.

#28 And Argosy’s standards sink to a new low.

#29 Which ho?

#30 He didn’t kiss ass to make the team.

#31 Is that a business card?

#32 It’s nice to see someone really embrace their name, for better or worse.

#33 His first initial would be his undoing.

#34 Defying stereotypes.

#35 A boss, this child is.

#36 At least they’ve nailed down their target demographic.

#37 Mister Love, Sex offender

#38 One cool mahthar fakhar

#39 No Viagra needed, ladies!

#40 We’d call this redundant, but penis.

#41 They named him after his mother, the pornstar.

#42 She fellates like a renaissance woman.

#43 Ah, the 50s were such an innocent time.

#44 Sometimes you can’t fight fate.

#45 Go to this doctor; come home with crabs.

#46 From the windows, to the walls.

#47 We double majored in philosophy and Cheetos.

#48 The defeated look on his face only reaffirms the truth of it.

#49 “Yes, and how long can I rent the room for?”

#50 It is destiny, urology expert!

#51 Is that the columnist, or the column?!?

#52 Jack Goff on live television? History in the making!

#53 This is one election where we hope the voters aren’t too well-educated about the issues.

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