The 53 Most Embarrassing Names Ever—Parents May Pick Names Randomly
What these hilarious names! Perhaps the concept of these names is free-style. (via: distractify )
#1 His business card IS his pick-up line:
#2 Good thing they got his rank in there, too.
#3 Clearly, they used your pornstar alias instead of your real name.
#4 The early twentieth century was a time when people could appreciate Harry Baals.
#5 But what’s he suspected of?
#6 Double the junk in the trunk
#7 No we don’t.
#8 Bad translation
#9 Good advice
#10 Destined for greatness
#11 Sometimes, honesty is the best policy.
#12 Now THAT’S how you pick a husband.
#13 I see big things in their future.
#14 A match made in heaven.
#15 Yeah, bad weather
#16 .
#17 He can’t help it, he was born that way.
#18 Any man will do.
#19 That’s one way to a self-made fortune, I suppose
#20 These search companies are getting way too far into my business.
#21 That’s “phat” with a “ph”, you uncultured swine.
#22 These two are crackin’ me up.
#23 Did no one think to do a background check before hiring the new teacher?
#24 Oh, sweet Willie?
#25 Yeah, you should probably just go by “Captain”.
#26 He gets a lot more shit than his brother Apusseh.
#27 In order to claim your prize, you have to say this name without cracking even the faintest of smiles.
#28 And Argosy’s standards sink to a new low.
#29 Which ho?
#30 He didn’t kiss ass to make the team.
#31 Is that a business card?
#32 It’s nice to see someone really embrace their name, for better or worse.
#33 His first initial would be his undoing.
#34 Defying stereotypes.
#35 A boss, this child is.
#36 At least they’ve nailed down their target demographic.
#37 Mister Love, Sex offender
#38 One cool mahthar fakhar
#39 No Viagra needed, ladies!
#40 We’d call this redundant, but penis.
#41 They named him after his mother, the pornstar.
#42 She fellates like a renaissance woman.
#43 Ah, the 50s were such an innocent time.
#44 Sometimes you can’t fight fate.
#45 Go to this doctor; come home with crabs.
#46 From the windows, to the walls.
#47 We double majored in philosophy and Cheetos.
#48 The defeated look on his face only reaffirms the truth of it.
#49 “Yes, and how long can I rent the room for?”
#50 It is destiny, urology expert!
#51 Is that the columnist, or the column?!?
#52 Jack Goff on live television? History in the making!
#53 This is one election where we hope the voters aren’t too well-educated about the issues.
