These 26 Hilarious Texts I’m Sure You Wanna See Before Your Die! These Are The Only Thing That Matters!

I didn’t know what a phone was for before, and now I got it—-it’s all for these texts, and for those texters! No more word, check it yourself! (Via: BuzzFeed)

1. The Midnight Bananas:

Via acidcow.com

2. The Big Move:

Via acidcow.com

3. An Old Friend:

Via Twitter: @eh

4. No One Will Ever Know:

Via Twitter: @FunnyTextings

5. The Commercial:

Via pinterest.com

6. The Directions:

Via ohbeautifulangel.tumblr.com

7. The Cereal’s Gambit:

Via uberhumor.com

8. The Mantis Prays:

Via smartphowned.com

9. Science:

Via isfunny.net

10. How Do You Want It?

Via thehollywoodgossip.com

11. Grammy’s Orders:

Via themetapicture.com

12. Frowns:

Via jokeallucan.blogspot.com

13. The Pecan Pie Debacle:

Via reddit.com

14. A Textual Haunting:

Via pinterest.com

15. Lightly Fried Fish Fillets? Lightly Fried Fish Fillets:

Via pulptastic.com

16. Mom’s Jokes:

Via theberry.com

17. Making Big Plans:

Via profoundmenace.tumblr.com

18. I’m Comin’ Home:

Via womens9.com

19. The Mysterious Animal:

Via smosh.com

20. The Toughest Man Alive:

Via trendzified.net

21. How To:

Via acidcow.com

22. The Dirty Dan:

Via hugelol.com

23. The Cutest Couple:

Via pleated-jeans.com

24. Cera-Stache:

Via pleated-jeans.com

25. And The Linda:

Via stablercake.tumblr.com

26. Encouragement:

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