25 Worst Product Names in History

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There are some products with good qualities but awesome names. Here we’ll introduce several kinds of names, some of which are lost in translation, but others are just rather bad! ( via: smosh )

If that is what you are going for, I think a normal moisturizing lotion would work better than an insect repellant.

25 Worst Product Names in History

This is how you feel after a few Swedish meatballs.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Is that a cheese grater on this box of rape? I’m going to have nightmares.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Wait. Do you CHEW this gum, or do something else with it?

25 Worst Product Names in History

These are best taken slowly.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Who doesn’t sitting down for a good Cockburns?

25 Worst Product Names in History

I thought love was universal and didn’t smell any different because of your race…

25 Worst Product Names in History

Wait. What kind of wind?

25 Worst Product Names in History

This is a real product. I think they are direct competitors with gaydar.

25 Worst Product Names in History

I didn’t know that this needed a special product. Won’t Goo Gone work?

25 Worst Product Names in History

If you ever wanted to know what Spunk tasted like, it tastes like intense salty licorice. So, gross.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Why yes, I think I WILL skip the rape. Thanks.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Don’t try and fool us with that capitalized DEX. We know you are spelled Retardex.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Well, it IS better than nothing.

25 Worst Product Names in History

This was probably invented by a very sadistic bully.

25 Worst Product Names in History

There is no way this product is as fun as it sounds…

25 Worst Product Names in History

For your pedos that love Sci-fi.

25 Worst Product Names in History

Is it made with real placenta? I don’t want to use any of that fake placenta stuff…

25 Worst Product Names in History

The NoVag chess computer has exactly the right name

25 Worst Product Names in History

I never knew that “goo-goo, gah-gah” was referencing poop. Good to know.

25 Worst Product Names in History

It’s so literal!

25 Worst Product Names in History

Is there a similar glove product for in the stink?

25 Worst Product Names in History

This is so much better if you imagine instead of Mc it’s actually M.C. It would make a GREAT rap name…

25 Worst Product Names in History

Ladies, please rub Nad’s on yourself. You’ll thank us later.

25 Worst Product Names in History

This is the preferred MP3 player of the Los Angeles police department.

25 Worst Product Names in History

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