20 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman and 5 Things You Should

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Many of us have been there, one minute you’re having conversation, things were going great, everything was under control, then you say something, something perfectly fine, or at least you thought so, and it sets your girlfriend/wife off. You know, if you keep saying these words, you’ll be paying for the rest of your life.

To help those who constantly step on “conversational land mines” without even realizing it, there are some things men should never say to their female partners, learn from those who have gone before you, my friends. Also on part 2 there is a list of things you should say.



20 Things You Should Never Say 

1. “Can I kiss you?”

Can I say no? Men have no idea how annoying this is. Girls couldn’t answer “hell, yeah!”, so the only answer left to say is “go away”.

2. “Is that what you’re going to wear?”

Yeah, you got a problem? Are you questioning my taste?

3. “Calm down”

This will absolutely have the opposite of the intended effect. Girls won’t calm down, they will go crazy.

4. “That time of the month?”

Girls would be like: are you saying that I am moody? Because I might stab you.

5. “She’s hot”

No one is hot besides your woman, remember this.

6. “Are you really going to eat all that?”

You might as well call her fatty, I assure you, if this come out of your mouth, you are definitely sleep in the couch tonight.

7. “My ex……”

Ex is absolutely a forbidden word, under no circumstance will you allow to use it. Unless you do not want to see the sunrise tomorrow.

8. “How many guys have you slept with?”

Trust me, if you don’t want the answer, then don’t ask it.

9. “Your hair looks way better ( shorter, darker, longer, up, etc. )”

That’s funny, I don’t remember asking for your opinion, so why not just shut up?

10. “You might be able to fit into this.”

Might? OK, first, of course I am able to fit into this! And second, might? What exactly do you mean by might??

11. “That’s your mother talking”

This is a complicated problem, and you don’t want to mess with that.

12. “I hate your friends.”

Even if her friends are all bitches, keep it to yourself. There are inside thoughts and outside thoughts. This belongs firmly to the former category.

13. “ Can you pick up the check this time?”

Can you be a man? Instead of being a cheap bastard?

14. “I don’t care”

Never say this to your girl, this means you don’t care about her either.

15. “You’re crazy”

You will see how crazy she can be after you finish this sentence.

16. “You don’t look so good.”

They looks perfect all the freaking time, remember that!

17. “You should ask my mom how to cook.”

Big mistake, my friend, this never come out right. She will probably ask you to live with your mom.

18. “Have you gain weight?”

You idiot! Promise me, next time you say something, think twice.

19. “I am not in the mood”

Just cheer up, your girl need you.

20. “You have a lot of feelings”

Since when is that illegal? You should comfort her when she’s upset, not judging her.



5 things you should say

1. “I am sorry.”

If things went wrong, just swallow your pride and say you are sorry, they will forgive you.

2. “Tell me all about it”

They like to share everything with you, especially when you ask for it. All you need to do is listen to them.

3. “You’re great at that”

Boosting her confidence is always a good thing, she will thank you for that

4. “I’m so glad you’re in my life”

This is so sweet, who wouldn’t love to hear that?

5. ”You’re so beautiful”

Say this at least once a week, she deserve this.

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