17 Unpleasant Facts About Having A Sexy Butt
1. You oftentimes knock your hips into tables, glasses full of liquid or heavy doors.
2. It’s hard to buy a bikini in a pair; usually your bikini’s top and bottom are coming from different bathing suits.
3. Boarding a crowded flight without hip checking a random stranger is unlikely. Sorry, random stranger!
4. You are going to have a hate/hate relationship with super tight dresses.
5. Googling about how to dress your body will become time-consuming.
6. Princess dresses often makes you look like a cupcake. (But you will try it anyway because it’s so cute!)
7. You will never have a thigh gap…( Actually you don’t even have a gap between your boobs)
8. You jiggle so much when you are running. People say that you even need a seatbelt with your body.
9. Without trying it on you can never buy anything… (No pleasure for online shopping!)
10. Then you’ll have trouble quitting at least one dressing room…
11. Online shopping means buying two size of everything for you—basically buying fitting insurance.
12. Pants on you show two totally different results on the front and the back.
13. It’s hard to understand that why clothing stores are assuming that curvy people are all of same height.
14. You want to throw all your jeans into the washer and dryer as they are all stretchy.
15. Your millions of belts all serve for the same purpose—cinching your waist.
16. Finally when you find something that you look AND feel good in, you become an unstoppable hurricane of fabulous!
17. Shorts on you always become underwear somehow.